omg the little wiggle
When you’re an old man with dentures and you light your beard on fire:
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
Especially the last one damn
"hey do you have any cool plans for the break?"
the road to success is under construction
How many followers do u need to have before u just get random curious anons or am i just too boring