British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
when is tosh.o gonna get canceled and replaced with 30 minutes of worldstar fight comps
Are you okay, Tumblr?