DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
i love my boyfriend, he’s so pretty and tall. people keep telling me that he’s just a tree but they don’t know anything about love
there was a guy next to me on the train who was trying to connect to wifi and I just got this overwhelming urge to protect his naïvety so I silently made him a hotspot so he will now believe for the rest of his life that if u try hard enough then the train wifi will come to u I feel like santa
the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze
Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Are you 18?
It's okay, they're a metaphor.
me trying to get homework done
pretty cool pic